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So okay, I pick up this Vassar chick at Tunnel-hot number, big tits, great legs, this chick was a little hardbody-and so I buy her a couple of champagne kirs and she's in the city on spring break and she's practically blowing me in the Chandelier Room and so I take her back to my place- BATEMAN Whoa, wait. Mc DERMOTT Anyway, so we're back at my place and listen to this. LIMOUSINE - NIGHT Bateman is pouring vintage champagne into flutes. Mc DERMOTT Last week I picked up this Vassar chick- VAN PATTEN Oh God, I was there. Mc DERMOTT But I never told you what happened afterwards. Price throws a cigar at Mc Dermott, who catches it. (Dramatic pause) She would only give me a handjob, and get this..kept her glove on. The Waiter sets down plates containing tiny, elaborately decorated starters. As he does so we hear Bateman's description of each of the men at the table. O.) You'll notice that my friends and I all look and behave in a remarkably similar fashion, but there are subtle differences between us.

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Huge white porcelain plates descend on very pale pink linen table cloths. PRICE He took them away because the portions are so small he probably thought we were finished. Mc Dermott scans the room, settling on a handsome young man with slicked-back hair and horn-rimmed glasses.

Each of the entrees is a rectangle about four inches square and look exactly alike. I ordered cactus pear sorbet." WAITER And grilled free-range rabbit with herbed French fries. Mc DERMOTT Well, is it strictly informal- BATEMAN Or can it be worn with a suit? As he does so, a busboy discreetly removes their largely untouched plates.

CLOSE-UP on various diners as we hear fragments of conversation. Our pasta tonight is a squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth... Mc DERMOTT (Smiling) Exactly BATEMAN With discreet pinstripes you should wear a subdued blue or charcoal gray vest. Mc DERMOTT But avoid matching the vest's pattern with your socks or tie.

AMERICAN PSYCHO by Mary Harron and Guinevere Turner Based on the novel by Bret Easton Ellis Fourth Draft November 1998 INT.

PASTELS RESTAURANT- NIGHT An insanely expensive restaurant on the Upper East Side.

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